An oasis? No, a Vegas suburb. |
 
Las Vegas International is tucked as close to The Strip as they could get it, the quicker to deliver you to the casinos. |
 
I could pick out my hotelThe Hilton, that big whiteish building toward the right. The gray sprawling complex in front of it is the Convention Center. |
 
Industry operates at the edge of town. No, I didn't photoshop the color of that chemical pool. |
 
Even in the high desert of Nevada, we must have golf courses. |
 
People actually live in Las Vegas. They have houses and cars and swimming pools and stuff. |
 
There's grassy parks with fountains. Where do they get all this water from, anyway? |
 
"We'd like to be the first to welcome you to Las Vegas, where the local time is, uh..." |
 
As we roll on the taxiway, the smell of jet exhaust begins filtering through the air vents. At least we'll be out of here in a few minutes! |
 
We don't care if the contents shifted during flight! Open those bins and let us out of here! |
 
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