The Putins Welcome the Bushes to Moscow

 

It's so nice to see good friends get together and enjoy each other's company. Mr. Putin obviously enjoys Mr. Bush's companionship. I'm sure Mr. Putin will invite Mr. Bush to come and visit again sometime very soon.

 

"Sorry, Vlad, Mexican food does that to me."

 

"Actually, George, in Russia, when a woman shows you that, it means she doesn't like you."

 

"You stinkin' liar, you ain't no President! China ain't got no President, y'all are Commies!"

 

"And this is the guy who claims he looked into my soul..."

 

"So hey, watch me, this is how our missile defense system is gonna work."

 

"Then the Red Barron came up behind Snoopy's biplane like this..."

 

"Here, sniff this. Now that's some real Texas underpants!"

 

"No, not here. Too many witnesses."

 

"Seriously, boy, chicks dig it when I wave like this! C'mon, you try it!"

"Hey, not bad for a Roosky!"

 

"Gerhard! Ix-nay in front of the eeb-fay!"

 

Photos from various news services, 9 May 2005.

 

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